Thursday, February 19, 2009

Bones and Beer: Match Made in Heaven!


Check it out! Bones and Beer together forever. I was super psyched to find out Meredith (who also guest sings on this weeks theme) picked this up as a surpsie gift for me. How awesome! I didn't even know they made a beer magazine. I'm sure Mr. Boreanaz will look forward to pouring an ice cold pint of guiness, popping open his laptop and jamming to this new beer bones themes after a long days of work.

Rusty Mary - "Grave Digger"

I don't know if I can handle this sporadic Bones schedule. We're getting a new episode one in every, like, two weeks and to top that off its on Thursday nites, which, being the social butterfly that I am, is alway busy so I end up having to record it. Ugh. Oh well, we'll have to deal I guess. I look forward to the new show tonight.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Beer Bones Theme 01-29-09



I had the idea that I was going to cut an 80's style montage to this theme but lost interest/energy just after starting. Bone's has gotten off to a weird start in the new year. Here is your Beer Bones theme:

Fire & Ice prefoming "There's Fire In the Ice"

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Beer Bones OFFICIALLY Returns


"Step Right Up" - The Last Minutes

FOX pulled its new episode of Bones last week because George W. decided to address the nation one last time. I donno about you folks out there, but I was devastated. It's real hard to positively function in life without weekly Beer Bones. Needless to say our moral here was devastated. I mean, two new episodes back-to-back? Does that mean two new themes in one week? Is that possible?

The shock has subsided, the return of Bones is here and the timing is perfect. We swore in a new president giving the nation the hope and direction it needs and we can celebrate big time with the return of Bones after a 2 month hiatus. We get TWO NEW EPISODES including one where the team goes to a Circus! Anytime Bones is in a crazy setting--i.e. the costumed Halloween episode--it should bring some excitement because Beer Bones will be out of control!!!! You top that off with another new episode and you're realistically looking at getting your stomach pumped!

Warren and I decided to give you a theme this week even though we haven't seen the episode. Its short and sweet and get you in the right mood. Happy Drinking!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Bones are you back?

[EDITOR'S NOTE: FUCK! NO BONES TONIGHT BECAUSE OF THE PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS! NEXT WEEK TWO NEW EPISODES...]

Bones... Brennan.... Booth....

How long has it been? 7 weeks? 2 months? Forever?

I have been wandering aimlessly through life, trying to find meaning. What was the last Bones even about? It feels familiar yet the details are vague... I remember the TNT all day marathon. Mmmm... something with her dad, a line about sleeping...are you gay? Did I dream it? Am I dead? I honestly can't recall the corps or they way the subject died or who did it. Did Angela make out with her girlfriend again? That's something usually burned in to my memory. It must have been a really good episode for drinking....

For the return of Bones, Warren and I lit some incense and stared into a lava lamp for answers. We found this song: a psychedelic 60's jam.

"(All Aboard) The Lysergick Express" by The(e) Stained Glass Bananafysh


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It's been far, far too long and I for one am hungry for Bones, Beer Bones and theme song making. This marks the first episode of 2009 and Bones' move to Thursday nights.

Cheers. Happy New Years.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Beer Bones Theme 11-26-08



11.26.08 - "If you ain't gonna fly wit me" by Superlicious Collective

This past weeks quirky Beer Bones episode that "takes place entirely on a plane while in flight" inspired a song about being up in the air. Channeling Funkadelic, we bring you a song about being super high (and doin' it)--this theme is excactly what Ween would sound like if they created a Beer Bones Theme Song for this episode.

Enjoy the holidays....
b

P.S. There's no Bones (not even a repeat!) next week... so I guess we're taking another break.